YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE: THE WORLD'S GREATEST XYLOPHONIST by Ian Finkel
Mark Twain was known for loathing all travel, except on foot. Inspired by this, Ian Finkel developed a hatred for all forms of travel...Period...No exceptions. In this book, Ian displays his dislike and frustration for many places in the world (amongst many other things), lacing them with his insanity and deep-dish Jewish guilt. The book includes dozens of statements by the greats of history with Ian lashing back at them Brooklyn Style. His current musical-show business career is the back drop for his disasters, tirades and disappointments. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll e-mail.