from Fred Frees

(You will receive a zip file containing all wav files, playable on any device)

Is your cat in desperate need of uplifting ringtones? Of course she is!
Give your tabby the great gift of positive messages like:
I love myself. I love my fat ass.
Today is the day I ignore the little red light.
I can fit thru the front door. I will.
My life is full. My hair is tuft.
I am not a pussy. I am a cat.
Today is the first day of the rest of my sleep!
Today my food will be from a can.

Over 50 choice morsels to download and lick and savor!

Plus, a litter box full of Fuzzy Text Message Greetings, including:
This is your cat. Leave a message and I may look into it.
You've just texted the bookstore cat. Meow.
Playing with the little light right now. Leave a message.

Plus, 20 different Hairy Voicemail Greetings, such as:
Hi. This is your cat. I can come to the phone right now, but I won't.
I've got hair in my mouth. I'm gonna have to call you back.
Trying to change the world through sleep. Leave a message.
I… am… wet. So leave a message.

Give your cat the positive affirmations he or she or it deserves! Direct from acclaimed voice actor Fred Frees comes heartwarming, mouse-smelling Cat Talk the whole family can enjoy!

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Cat food is not dirty. It tastes… good.
I don't need anybody. Just a box on the floor.
Today I will be #1 on youtube. My ranking will improve.

I Am. Wet. So leave a message.
Did you leave a message yesterday? Sorry, leave a message.
Trying to change the world through sleep. Leave a message.