{"product_id":"635-things-i-learned-from-the-sopranos-ebook","title":"635 Things I Learned From The Sopranos (ebook)","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"a-spacing-none a-text-normal\"\u003e\u003cspan id=\"productTitle\" class=\"a-size-large celwidget\" data-csa-c-id=\"m8c5o8-3d02f4-aha2ft-uo3b85\" data-cel-widget=\"productTitle\"\u003e635 Things I Learned From The Sopranos: Mob Wisdom for the Ages from Tony and His Crew\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI’ve learned a lot from watching The Sopranos, and not just things like a bowling\u003cbr\u003ebag makes a handy transport for a decapitated head, nor not to grill trout with a\u003cbr\u003edowned power line, nor that the Gentleman Caller in The Glass Menagerie is a\u003cbr\u003edouche bag. I’ve also learned that those who want respect give respect, and that\u003cbr\u003esometimes patients fall in love with their psychiatrists.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis collection looks at information and universal life lessons — things we’ve all\u003cbr\u003elearned — from watching The Sopranos. Granted, some of these “truths” are specific\u003cbr\u003eto certain situations in the lives of Tony and his families, but the underlying\u003cbr\u003eprinciples of all of them can be universally applied. (Although when you come across\u003cbr\u003esomething like, “Bolt cutters work quite well for penile amputations,” or “The more\u003cbr\u003epeople you whack, the less you dream about those you clipped,” or “A hundred kids in\u003cbr\u003ethe ICU with arrows in their head do not give a wiseguy a pass for fucking up,”\u003cbr\u003ecoming up with a universal application for these lessons, is, admittedly, a stretch,\u003cbr\u003ealthough it sure is fun trying to figure out if you could!)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BearManor Digital","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51972201808174,"sku":null,"price":2.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0115\/5789\/6251\/files\/635ThingsPromoCover.jpg?v=1776653759","url":"https:\/\/www.bearmanormedia.com\/products\/635-things-i-learned-from-the-sopranos-ebook","provider":"BearManor Media ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}